This Snakejuice is basically rat poison. Everybody’s wasted.
Idk what this blog is. Kinda fandom stuff and 'humour.' Yeah, I don't know what classifies as humour on this website. What even is this website. What am I doing here?
It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips
maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife
This is hands down the best parody twitter ever
The 600 Club
Ruto Trailer - Hyrule Warriors
you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face
[sleep-over voice] are you awake
[sleep-over reply voice] yeah
[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH
[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life
[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up
[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us
[unknown voice] you kids wanna buy some drugs
do squirrels think about stuff
no because they’re so darn stupid
SnK+GoT AU : Houses [1/2]House Jeager: Known as people who are loyal, brave and fearless. But if betrayed - they do not forgive. For the enemies - merciless.House Ackerman: Known as a house of very skilled warriors. They’re fearless and loyal.House Arlert: House of great strategists and intelectuals. Brave but not skilled in combat. Quick thinkers and rational people.